David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
|—||Buddha (via kushandwizdom)|
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.